The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Give yourself prudence And love your friends Subway kid, rejoice the truth In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth A different lover is not a sin Believe capital H-I-M I love my life I love this record and Mi amore vole fe yah
The Misheard: Give himself PrudenceAnd I'll be deadSubway carriages the truthAin't no religion of the insecureI must be myself, respect my youthBut if I love his honestyIn me, Capital H-I-MSo hold on tight We're gonna record babeP
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Real Lyric: "Ain't it funky, ain't it funky, ain't it funky"
The Misheard: Eat a monkey, eat a monkey, eat a punkin" (pumpkin)
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Real Lyric: You can feed on me, can I feed on you?
The Misheard: You can't pee on me, can I pee on you?
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Real Lyric: Psychosomatic addict insane
The Misheard: Psychosomatic Anakin sane
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Real Lyric: There's no real reason to be lonely Be yourself Give your free will a chance
The Misheard: There's no real reason to be lonelyPee yourselfGive your free will a chance
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Real Lyric: American woman, stay away from me American woman, mama let me be
The Misheard: A monkey woman, stay away from meA monkey Woman, mama let me be
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Real Lyric: I heard you're doing OK But I want you to know I'm addict I'm addicted to you
The Misheard: I heard you're doing OKBut I want you to knowI'm a dickI'm a dick, dick to you
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Real Lyric: The ship of fools
The Misheard: Just shave our food
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Real Lyric: Because one day, I'll leave you, a phantom, to lead you in the summer, to join the Black Parade.
The Misheard: Because one day, I'll leave you, a bathtub, to leaf you in the summer, to join the Black Parade.
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Real Lyric: The first cut won't hurt all.
The Misheard: Luther's cat won't hurt at all.
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