The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You must obey the dance commander
The Misheard: You must have been the dance commander
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Real Lyric: You spin me right round, baby right round like a record, baby Right round round round
The Misheard: You spit me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
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Real Lyric: And you're walking away...
The Misheard: And you won't get away...
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Real Lyric: I set my clocks early 'cause I know I'm always late
The Misheard: Call the cops early cuz you know I'm always late
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Real Lyric: Watch out, here I come
The Misheard: Watch out here I cum
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Real Lyric: An Alternative Ulster Grab it change it's yours Get an Alternative Ulster
The Misheard: Return of the monsterGrab it now it's yoursGet the return of the monster
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Real Lyric: It's a long way to paradise from here
The Misheard: It's a long way to Paris from here
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Real Lyric: "...this poor man is down on his knees..."
The Misheard: "...this Mormon is down on his knees..."
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Real Lyric: well you can bump and grind if it's good fro your mind
The Misheard: well you ca by me in gramsif it's good for your mind
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Real Lyric: And would you cry if I told you that I lied and would you say goodbye or would you let it ride?
The Misheard: And would you cry if I called you Dandelion and would you say goodbye or would you let it ride?
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