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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: Orange Crush

    Real Lyric: We are agents of the free

    The Misheard: We are Asians, self-decreed

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    Artist: Everclear

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed

    The Misheard: Alex the Seal.

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    Artist: B.J. Thomas

    Song: Oh Me, Oh My

    Real Lyric: WeŽll blow a gennie from a cigarrette WeŽll take a magic carpet ride

    The Misheard: WeŽll blow a gennie from a cigarretteWeŽll take a magic copyright

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    Artist: Pointer Sisters

    Song: Automatic

    Real Lyric: ALL I CAN MANAGE TO PUSH FROM MY LIPS IS A STREAM OF ABSURDITIES

    The Misheard: ALL I CAN MANAGE TO PUSH FROM MY LIPS IS A STREAM OF OBSCENITIES

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    Artist: Tears for Fears

    Song: Everybody Wants To Rule The World

    Real Lyric: Turn your back on Mother Nature

    The Misheard: Turn your back on Connor Major

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Jean Genie

    Real Lyric: What can I do for you, looks like you've been there too

    The Misheard: What can I do for you, you look like a female Jew

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    Artist: The Kingsmen

    Song: Louie Louie

    Real Lyric: Me gotta go

    The Misheard: Let my finger go

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    Artist: Bruno Mars

    Song: Grenade

    Real Lyric: Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)

    The Misheard: Throw my head on a plate for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)

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    Artist: Theme Songs

    Song: Pokemon Theme Song

    Real Lyric: I will battle every day, To claim my rightful place

    The Misheard: I will battle everythingTo clean my waffle plain

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Here Comes the Sun

    Real Lyric: Here comes the sun, do do do, here comes the sun

    The Misheard: Here comes the sun-bitten doo-doo, here comes the sun

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