The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We skipped a light fandango.
The Misheard: We skipped a life, and dangled.
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Real Lyric: On a warm summer's evenin', on a train bound for nowhere
The Misheard: On a warm summer's evenin', on a train bound for Norway
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Real Lyric: Since I've been loving you. I'm about to lose my worried mind,
The Misheard: Since I've been loving you I'm about to lose my womanhood
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Real Lyric: Gems of treelight, their life belongs to me
The Misheard: That Joss Whedon, his life belongs to me
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Real Lyric: Dog eat dog everyday, on our fellow man we prey.
The Misheard: donkeykong everyday, on our pillow handy man
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes
The Misheard: She had the Saint Claus eyes
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Real Lyric: What you doin' in the back?
The Misheard: What you doin' in your pit?
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Real Lyric: Go get your shovel, and we'll dig a deep hole, to bury the castle, bury the castle
The Misheard: Go get your shovel, and it won't take you too long to bury Picasso, bury Picasso
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Real Lyric: Rock the casbah
The Misheard: Rock the cash ball
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Real Lyric: When I'm throwing punches in the air
The Misheard: When I'm throwing butt-juice in the air
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