The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rock the casbah
The Misheard: Rock the cash ball
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Real Lyric: The clink of morning cheers.
The Misheard: The clink of morning jizz.
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Real Lyric: Keep punching my card
The Misheard: My pot's in my car
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Real Lyric: We're going down In a spiral to the ground
The Misheard: We're going downIn a spiral unibrow
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Real Lyric: "Satan laughing spreads his wings"
The Misheard: "Satan laughs and spreads his knees"
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Real Lyric: Me and my heart, we got issues, issues, issues
The Misheard: Me and my cart we got his shoes, his shoes, his shoes
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Real Lyric: When I was driven from my home by an oppressor's Hand, I cut my sticks and greased my brogues, and came o'er to this land And the verse: Now when the traitors in the south commenced a warlike raid, I quickly laid down my hod, to the devil went my spade!, To a recruiting office then I went, that happened to be near, And joined the good old "Sixty-Ninth" like an Irish volunteer
The Misheard: When I was driven from my home by Anna precious handI cut my sticks and greased my brogues, and came o'er to this landAnd the verse:Now when the traitors in the south commenced a warlike raid,I quickly laid down my hod
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Real Lyric: So I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4- wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlight Slashed a hole in all 4 tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
The Misheard: So I mugged my way into the guy of his missy little cooked up 4 wheel eyeCharged my way into his little butt feetI took a snooki-wheel slugger to woth headlightsSlashed a mole in all 4 tiresMaybe next time he'll change his sheets
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Real Lyric: Looking for a man with a focus and a temper Who can open up a map and see between one and two
The Misheard: Looking for a man with a funky sense of temperWho can open up your mind and see what you wanna do
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Real Lyric: And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard.
The Misheard: I had a vision of your kids; it made me so hard!
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