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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Tones on Tail

    Song: Go!

    Real Lyric: Living it up - it's a big kick it's good for you watch the big freeze slip crack the jackpot, get out of control if you put yourself down, you'll never win - get out of that hole keep your mind open,your head up you'll never - ever- get old your whole world could change if only you just broke through 'cause the fears inside your head 'cause your fears are doing nothing for you keep your head up, your mind open you'll always, always come through 'cause living it up, it's a big deal it's good for you swap your dull grey thoughts for fierce demands you can stand up to don't put yourself down, you'll never win so let's all smash through through the fear of being real through the fear of being really you 'cause living it up, it's a big deal it's good for you

    The Misheard: Living it up is a big chicken strip for youWatch the big green slip try to jump up and out of controlYou put yourself down, you'll never wing it out of the holeKeep your mind on your head and you'll never, ever get old.You're whole

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    Artist: The New Pornographers

    Song: Silver Jenny Dollar

    Real Lyric: Carlitas and You Was the name of her act

    The Misheard: Carlita SinewWas the name of her axe

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    Artist: Nicki Minaj

    Song: Check It Out

    Real Lyric: (Hey) Check It Out (x10)

    The Misheard: (Hey) Chicken out (x10)

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: S.O.S.

    Real Lyric: Where are those happy days

    The Misheard: Where are those happy gays

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    Artist: Brian Wilson

    Song: Your Imagination

    Real Lyric: your imagination runnin' wild

    The Misheard: you're a bad connection runnin' wild

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    Artist: Marilyn Manson

    Song: Tourniquet

    Real Lyric: she's made of hair and bone and little teeth

    The Misheard: she's made of herring bones and little sheep

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: I'm Like A Bird

    Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I only fly away, I don't know where my home is

    The Misheard: I'm like a bird, I only fly awayI don't know if i'm horny

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    Artist: Far East Movement

    Song: Like a G6

    Real Lyric: I'm feeling so fly like a G6.

    The Misheard: I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stix.

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    Artist: Fifth Dimension

    Song: Stoned Soul Picnic

    Real Lyric: Surrey, surrey, surrey.

    The Misheard: Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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    Artist: Shaggy

    Song: Mr Boombastic

    Real Lyric: Mr. Lover lover, hmm... I'm Mr. Lover, Lover

    The Misheard: Vista lover lover, hmm... Vista lover lover

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