The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: don't be cruel to a hart that's true
The Misheard: don't be cruel to a farting mule
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Real Lyric: its only teenage wasteland
The Misheard: its an elastic waistband
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Real Lyric: I wanted to be so perfect Like dying in the sun
The Misheard: I want a doobie, so perfectLike, drying in the sun
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Real Lyric: Occasionally I call up Master make me new
The Misheard: Occasionally I call out m********e me nude
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Real Lyric: The hardcore and the gentle Big time sensuality
The Misheard: Harpoon and jam tooBig time sensuality
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Real Lyric: our lips are sealed
The Misheard: olive cecile haw haw
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Real Lyric: Why did those days ever have to go?
The Misheard: Why don't you B.S.?
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Real Lyric: It's not the side-effects of the cocaine.
The Misheard: It's not the side-effects of her cooking.
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Real Lyric: Everybody's got their dues in life to pay.
The Misheard: Everybody's got their Tuesday night buffet.
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Real Lyric: sad but true
The Misheard: sand patrol
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