The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanted to be so perfect Like dying in the sun
The Misheard: I want a doobie, so perfectLike, drying in the sun
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Real Lyric: Occasionally I call up Master make me new
The Misheard: Occasionally I call out m********e me nude
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Real Lyric: The hardcore and the gentle Big time sensuality
The Misheard: Harpoon and jam tooBig time sensuality
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Real Lyric: our lips are sealed
The Misheard: olive cecile haw haw
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Real Lyric: Why did those days ever have to go?
The Misheard: Why don't you B.S.?
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Real Lyric: It's not the side-effects of the cocaine.
The Misheard: It's not the side-effects of her cooking.
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Real Lyric: Everybody's got their dues in life to pay.
The Misheard: Everybody's got their Tuesday night buffet.
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Real Lyric: sad but true
The Misheard: sand patrol
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Real Lyric: Living it up - it's a big kick it's good for you watch the big freeze slip crack the jackpot, get out of control if you put yourself down, you'll never win - get out of that hole keep your mind open,your head up you'll never - ever- get old your whole world could change if only you just broke through 'cause the fears inside your head 'cause your fears are doing nothing for you keep your head up, your mind open you'll always, always come through 'cause living it up, it's a big deal it's good for you swap your dull grey thoughts for fierce demands you can stand up to don't put yourself down, you'll never win so let's all smash through through the fear of being real through the fear of being really you 'cause living it up, it's a big deal it's good for you
The Misheard: Living it up is a big chicken strip for youWatch the big green slip try to jump up and out of controlYou put yourself down, you'll never wing it out of the holeKeep your mind on your head and you'll never, ever get old.You're whole
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Real Lyric: Carlitas and You Was the name of her act
The Misheard: Carlita SinewWas the name of her axe
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