The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm on the right track baby I was born this way!
The Misheard: I'm on the right track baby I was boneless with hay!
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Real Lyric: I got to fly to saint somewhere
The Misheard: I've got a bottle saved somewhere
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Real Lyric: return to sender
The Misheard: return Jasenda
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Real Lyric: did you have to let it linger
The Misheard: did you have to let a stinker
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Real Lyric: Seasons don't fear the reaper Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain
The Misheard: Caesars don't fear the reaperNor do the women in the summer rain
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Real Lyric: blue collar man
The Misheard: gotta be the marlboro man
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna walk to the corner and meet my little Marie
The Misheard: I'm gonna walk to the corner and eat my little Marie
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Real Lyric: Mit dir stehen die Sekunden – Lohnen nicht, ohne dich.
The Misheard: Mit dir stehlen diese Kunden - Lohnen nicht, ohne dich.
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Real Lyric: don't be cruel to a hart that's true
The Misheard: don't be cruel to a farting mule
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Real Lyric: its only teenage wasteland
The Misheard: its an elastic waistband
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