The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna harden my heart, I'm gonna swallow my tears.
The Misheard: I'm gonna harden my heart, I'm gonna swallow my teeth.
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Real Lyric: And even if it is, keep this in mind.
The Misheard: And even if it is, keep kissin' my hind.
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Real Lyric: Black leather boots, spit shined so bright They cut of my hair but it looks alright
The Misheard: Black leather boots, spit shined so brightThey cut of my head but it looks alright
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Colada's, getting caught in the rain...
The Misheard: If you like beans and tomatoes, getting clawed in the face...
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Real Lyric: Your voice explodes inside my head
The Misheard: Your bus explodes inside my head
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Real Lyric: This is our family jewel, yeah
The Misheard: This is our family Jew, yeah
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Real Lyric: Like a true nature's child
The Misheard: Like a tomb made for a child
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Real Lyric: My best friend's brother is the one for me.
The Misheard: My best friend's lover is the one for me.
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Real Lyric: Burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Burning all the shoes of Avalon
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Real Lyric: Tasmayi Shree
The Misheard: Pass the Cheese
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