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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint

    The Misheard: Hey, Wayne, I've got a nuke 'em plane

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    Artist: Ke$ha

    Song: Blow

    Real Lyric: (Chuckle) Dance Back door cracked We don't need a key We get in for free No VIP sleaze Drink that kool-aid Follow my lead Now you're one of us You're coming with me It's time to kill the lights and shut the DJ down This place about to- Tonight we're taking over, no one's getting out This place about to blow Blow This place about to blow Blow This place about to blow Blow This place about to blow Blow

    The Misheard: back door lack we dont need a key somebody else somebody like me tonight will fight forever you can make it right this place is bout to tonight will fight forever we can make it right this place is bout to blow oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh blow oh oh oh oh

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    Artist: Mott The Hoople

    Song: Death May Be Your Santa Claus

    Real Lyric: You get all your books from the Corn Exchange

    The Misheard: You get on the bus from the Corn Exchange

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Eminence Front

    Real Lyric: It's an eminence front

    The Misheard: It's an imminent f**k, imminent f**k. It's a put-on.

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    Artist: Adele

    Song: Rolling in the Deep

    Real Lyric: {background} you're gonna wish you never had met me

    The Misheard: you're gonna wish younever had parakeets

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    Artist: Mott The Hoople

    Song: Honaloochie Boogie

    Real Lyric: You sure started something

    The Misheard: Your shorts are a trumpet

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    Artist: Boxer Rebellion

    Song: No Harm

    Real Lyric: there is no harm, no harm, no harm

    The Misheard: there is no ham, no ham, no ham

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: Little Sister

    Real Lyric: Hey little sister, can I come inside, dear?

    The Misheard: Little sister can I cum inside you?

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Till the World Ends

    Real Lyric: This kitten got your tongue tied in knots I see.

    The Misheard: This kicked in got your tongue tied in ecstasy.

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Circus

    Real Lyric: When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip just like a circus.

    The Misheard: When I cut that flip, everybody don't trip just like a circus.

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