The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When you're tied to your mother's apron no one talks about castration
The Misheard: When your'e tied to your mother's apron no one talks about the strings
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Real Lyric: Go Speed Racer, Go!
The Misheard: Ghosty Racer, Go
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Real Lyric: Takin' care of business...every day!
The Misheard: Takin' care of biscuits...every day!
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Real Lyric: Whenever you are gone, I just wanna be wit ya.
The Misheard: Whenever your in thongs, I just wanna be with you.
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Real Lyric: Ahhhhh America Americano
The Misheard: Ahhhhh I'm not a meerkatAmericano
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Real Lyric: Ingonyama Ingonyama nengw' enamabala
The Misheard: Waterfall with Penguins at the Bottom
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Real Lyric: This tornado loves you, What will make you believe me?
The Misheard: This toenail loves you,What will make you leave me?
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Real Lyric: There were a thousand! Man it has being exchanged for pesetas
The Misheard: There were a thousand man-eaters being exchanged for pesetas
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Real Lyric: tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave,
The Misheard: tell me I'm a ninja,and take this to my grave,
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Real Lyric: And I'm an animal, You're an animal too,
The Misheard: I'm an atom bomb,You're an atom bomb tooooo!!!And then:I'm a natom-ballYou're a natom-ball tooooo!!!
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