The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: OOOOO He's here again. The man with the child in his eyes
The Misheard: Oooooo He's here again.The man with the child in his ass
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Real Lyric: Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The Misheard: Carry on, how to eat with a Spainard!
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Real Lyric: I can still see your face, kissing rain
The Misheard: I can still see your face, in the pissing rain.
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Real Lyric: Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: We go tear that line upDon't carry me too far away
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Real Lyric: "You got your 9 iron in the back seat just in case Heard you’ve gone south well babe you love your new 4 wheel"
The Misheard: "You got your nine-ine lives in the back seat just in case.Have you gone soft? Well, babe, You love her real."
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Real Lyric: Ain't no contender, you got no fist in your glove.
The Misheard: Anal contender, you got no fist in your glove.
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Real Lyric: I got Jesus on my necklace
The Misheard: I got jizzes on my necklace
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Real Lyric: The beat goes wild, so crazy, I'm the rush U’re thinkin'
The Misheard: The beat goes wild, so crazy, I'm the russian thing kid.
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Real Lyric: This time I'll be bulletproof
The Misheard: This time I'll be balegra
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
The Misheard: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, Pat Morita
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