The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
The Misheard: He'd have blue eyes and blue teeth
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Real Lyric: Bright antennae, bristle with the energy.
The Misheard: Play Nintendo, wrestle with the enemy.
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Real Lyric: Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. Let it be.
The Misheard: Yellow bee. Yellow bee. Yellow bee. Yellow bee.
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Real Lyric: Caught somewhere in time...
The Misheard: Costume wearing jerk...
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Real Lyric: and I gotta peaceful, easy feeling
The Misheard: Jezebel is naked with an axe The price of goose-s**t tells you to relax
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Real Lyric: If you're 555, then I'm 666.
The Misheard: If you're five foot five, then I'm six foot six.
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Real Lyric: do you want to have a slumber party in my basement
The Misheard: do you wanna have a lemonparty in my basement
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Real Lyric: All your sickness, I can suck it up .
The Misheard: All you sinners, can suck a d*ck
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Real Lyric: the banker never wears a mack in the pouring rain
The Misheard: the banker man wears a mask in the pouring rain
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: Never leave your pizza burning
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