The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like my i-pod is stuck on replay...
The Misheard: like my eyeballs rolling away
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Real Lyric: Hush keep it down now voices carry
The Misheard: Hush even downtown this is scary
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Real Lyric: I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress.
The Misheard: I talked to your dad, go pick out a waitress.
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Real Lyric: But sure I wanna join you for one day
The Misheard: Not sure I wanna join you for a roll in the hay
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Real Lyric: Her weapons were her crystal eyes.
The Misheard: Her wiper's wearing Crisco eyes.
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Real Lyric: Do you want a piece of my heart? You better start from the start.
The Misheard: Do you want a piece of my heart or a big, juicy fart.
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Real Lyric: To TURN your tears to roses
The Misheard: To BURN your tears to roses
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Real Lyric: You spin me right round baby right round Like a record baby, right round round round
The Misheard: You spin me right round baby right roundLike a naked lady, right round round round
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Real Lyric: Passed down from self induced-fantasy
The Misheard: Bad album sales-into fantasy
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Real Lyric: Can I play with Madness?
The Misheard: Can I play with my tits?
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