The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can see me in your eyes
The Misheard: I got semen in your eyes
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Real Lyric: When the garden flowers baby are dead yes and your mind, your mind is so full of red
The Misheard: When the guard entrothsAnd You're deadYes and your mind, your mindIs so full of bread.
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Real Lyric: And just when I thought that my vista was golden in hue
The Misheard: and just when i thought my fistula was goldening you
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Real Lyric: Hang on Sloopy, hang on
The Misheard: Hang on Snoopy, hang on
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Real Lyric: Life is but a dream
The Misheard: burn your gasoline
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Big ol' Chad had a lineup-don't carry him too far away
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
The Misheard: I see a rickshaw and I want to paint it black.
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Real Lyric: My gizzirl!
The Misheard: Gilda, Gilda.
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Real Lyric: "Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera"
The Misheard: One ton tomato....I have a one ton tomato
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Real Lyric: Throw my hand on a blade for ya
The Misheard: Throw my hat on a plane for ya
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