The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'Cause I'll be dancin'
The Misheard: Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'Cause I'm Ted Danson
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Real Lyric: Darlin' won't you ease my worried mind
The Misheard: Darlin' won't you please not worry now
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Real Lyric: Our hope has gone
The Misheard: I'll hold the skunk
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Real Lyric: The body on the plain Did you understand the music Yoko Or was it all in vain? [Child:] "Shane..." The b***h said something mystical
The Misheard: I farted on the plain Did you understand the music Yoko Or was it all in vain? [Child:] "Shane..." The fish s**t mystical
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Real Lyric: My face ain't looking any younger
The Misheard: My face ain't looking at a young girl
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Real Lyric: One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
The Misheard: One burger, one scotch, and one beer
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Real Lyric: In and around the lake, Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
The Misheard: In and around the lake, Marmots come out of the sky and they stand there
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Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove sings a song, sounds like she's singin oo oo ooo
The Misheard: Just like the one wing duck sings a song, sounds like she's singin oo oo ooo
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke I try to walk away and I stumble Though I try to hide it it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I try to say goodbye to my soul Try to walk away in my sorrow Though I try to hide it, it's clear I blow bubbles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: Rays of light, that's what we are
The Misheard: Waste of light, that's what we are
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