The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
The Misheard: Cherry pie, cherry pie, my poker face
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Beelzebub keeps a devil in the sideboard, eeeeee
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Real Lyric: She's got to love nobody
The Misheard: Come on barbie, let's go party
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Real Lyric: I'm hot just like an oven
The Misheard: I'm hot just like your mother
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Real Lyric: I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss.
The Misheard: I held her close, I kissed her oily scabs.
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Real Lyric: These sounds fall into my mind
The Misheard: fee figh put in to my sigh
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Real Lyric: the tall grass waves in the wind
The Misheard: the dark ass waves in the wind
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Real Lyric: OL DM AN, you're just an old man hitting on me what? You need a cat scan.
The Misheard: OL DM AN, you're just an old man sitting on me what? You need a fat scan.
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Real Lyric: a philanderer's tie, a murderers shoe
The Misheard: a philanderer's tie, a murderOUS shoe
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Real Lyric: Heart breaker, soul shaker I've been told about you Steamroller, midnight stroller What they've been saying must be true Red-hot mama, velvet charmer Times come to pay your dues!
The Misheard: Heat breaker, saltshakerI've been told about you Steamroller, midnight sodaWhat they've been saying trueRed-hot mama, down that charmerthat's got to be a dude
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