The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated
The Misheard: I think I'm drowning a sexy lady
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Real Lyric: Break me in, teach us to cheat and to lie cover up what shouldn't be shared and the truth's unwinding scraping away at my mind
The Misheard: Bright man teach us to treernand to lie, cover uprnmy s**t don't be sharedrnand the troops/truce unwinding scraping awayrnam I right?
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Real Lyric: I'm still imagining a dark lit place or your place or my place
The Misheard: I'm still imagining a chocolate place or your place or my place
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Real Lyric: She said "You're smooth And good with talkin' Will you go with me To the Sadie Hawkins?"
The Misheard: She said "Just moved -Ain't good with talkin'Will you go with meTo the Sadie Hawkins?"
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Real Lyric: King for a day, princess by dawn King for a day, in a leather thong
The Misheard: King for a day, this is my momKing for a day, rabbit in the dawn
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Real Lyric: A love that's brighter than diamonds when I'm with You A love that always invites us to be with You Your love is brighter than diamonds now that I'm with You
The Misheard: A love that's better than lemons when I'm with You A love that always invites us to be with You Your love is better than lemons now that I'm with You
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Real Lyric: Wasting Another Night On Planning My Revenge
The Misheard: Wasting Another Night On Planet "Mommy B*tch"
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Real Lyric: I had a dream I was a vigilantes sidekick.
The Misheard: I had a dream I was a midget inside you
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Real Lyric: Like the sun it shines, endlessly it shines.
The Misheard: Like the sun it shines, in the sea it shines.
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Real Lyric: Like the sun it shines, endlessly it shines.
The Misheard: Like the sun it shines, in the sea it shines.
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