The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jesus Christ (deny your maker)
The Misheard: Jason Kreis, denial maker
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Real Lyric: Bismillah! We will not let you go
The Misheard: This little lad, we will not let him go
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Real Lyric: Don't pretend you ever forgot about me
The Misheard: No big tits will ever forget about me
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Real Lyric: Beating me down, beating me down, beating me down to the ground
The Misheard: Bringin' it down, bringin' it down, bringin' it down to the ground
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Real Lyric: Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet.
The Misheard: Lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet
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Real Lyric: like a drifter i was born to walk alone
The Misheard: like a twister i was born to walk alone
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Real Lyric: Kill their prayers for love and peace, you'll wake the fall police
The Misheard: Kill the press for love and peace, you'll wake the fall police
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Real Lyric: Mors stupebit et natura
The Misheard: Lost a baby in a toilet
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Real Lyric: When home becomes a strange pace
The Misheard: When hope becomes a snail's pace.
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Real Lyric: It's discord and rhyme
The Misheard: Operator won't you put me on through I gotta' slap some b***h back in Baton Rouge
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