The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force (don't stop) Don't stop till you get enough
The Misheard: Let's go to the post officeLet's go and buy some stamps.
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Real Lyric: Roam if you want to
The Misheard: Oh, Nipsy Russel
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Real Lyric: (She's tight.) She's ahead of her time.
The Misheard: (She's tight.) She's a hell of a time.
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Real Lyric: He fired his starting pistol and began the human race
The Misheard: His farting started misslesand began the human race
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Real Lyric: Just sitting dripping in pools below
The Misheard: Just sit and sh*t in pool below
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Real Lyric: I saw that day lost my mind Lord I'm fine maybe in time you'll want to be mine.
The Misheard: I saw that day lost my mom thought I'd find maybe in time you'll walk until you die.
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Real Lyric: We can do it like the man dem man dem
The Misheard: We can do it like a mango mango
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Real Lyric: A trick or two with lepers and the whole town's on its feet
The Misheard: A trick or two with leopardsAnd the whole town's on its feet.
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Real Lyric: Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the forty-five
The Misheard: Well, its a bin full of ashes on the faulty fire
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Real Lyric: You won't see me follow you back home.
The Misheard: You won't see me down at Bob Eubanks' home.
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