The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A'warring for the heavens
The Misheard: Awarding from the heffers
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Real Lyric: you got us feelin alright
The Misheard: you got a spirit alright
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Real Lyric: So what does it matter to you when you've got a job to do you've got to do it right you've got to give the othe guy a hand
The Misheard: So, what does s**t matter to you? When you've got a knob to chew, you'd better do it ripe, you've got to give the other guy a ham.
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Real Lyric: Dreams materialise And your heart can find that love-land in the skies And leave the world behind.
The Misheard: DematerialiseAnd your heart can find that love-land in the skiesAnd leave the world behind.
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Real Lyric: All we are, is paralyzed from the face down, we're still alive with our fake smiles, when the camera's away...
The Misheard: Here we are, we're paralyzed from the face down. We're still alive with our face down, we just can't run somewhere...
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Real Lyric: And he walks with me, and he talks with me, and he tells me I am his own. Note: this is from the gospel hymn, "In the Garden," which begins with "I come to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses..." I could send you an mp3 file containing the lyrics in first sentence above, if you'd like.
The Misheard: Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.
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Real Lyric: I smell sex and candy here
The Misheard: I smell my sex in Candy's hair
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Real Lyric: She's a super king kong mega-mega b**th
The Misheard: She's a King Kamehameha b**th.
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Real Lyric: sont des monts qui vont tres bien ensemble
The Misheard: sunday monkey won't play piano song
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Real Lyric: Where the West was all but won
The Misheard: Where the rest was all butt worms
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