The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot bunch
The Misheard: heh-hut heh-hut heh-hut hut
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no-one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazyI comb my hair
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
The Misheard: All the other kids are a punk ass b**th, you'd better run, better run, before I hit you with my car.
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Real Lyric: They are the ghosts of Cape Horn
The Misheard: They are the ghosts of gay porn
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Real Lyric: whoah, we're so miserable and stunning
The Misheard: whoah, it's cylindrical it's nothing!
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Real Lyric: It's much too late for goodbyes.
The Misheard: It's much too late Porcupine.
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Real Lyric: And if I have to crawl up on the floor..
The Misheard: And if I have to throw up on the floor..
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Real Lyric: Noel, Noel, Noel Noel
The Misheard: No L, No L, No L, No L
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Real Lyric: My eyes adored you
The Misheard: My Satorgia
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Real Lyric: I want you to love me, like I'm a hot ride
The Misheard: I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy
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