The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I cracked my Xerox hands
The Misheard: I cracked my seat, Roxanne
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Real Lyric: I cracked my Xerox hands
The Misheard: I cracked my seat, Roxanne
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Real Lyric: The docks The clocks A whisper woke him up The smell of water Would resume.
The Misheard: Ducks, clocks.A whisper woke him up. The smell of water, pretty soon.
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Real Lyric: My Turn Train
The Misheard: My Turd Train
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Real Lyric: In all my past lives I played an asshole
The Misheard: In all my past lives I played in Nassau
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Real Lyric: And as I was drifting down the Lorelei I heard those slinky sirens wail woooh
The Misheard: As I was drifting down the borderlinea nervous stinky siren's waywoooh
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Real Lyric: You read me my rights and then you said: Let's go and nothing more.
The Misheard: You're right in my pants
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Real Lyric: Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
The Misheard: At May time, want Jet to always love me
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Real Lyric: Creme tangerine and Montélimar
The Misheard: Green tangerine, won't tell you more
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Real Lyric: You yell, I yell
The Misheard: Yu-Gi-Oh, audio
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