The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Go west young man
The Misheard: Question man
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Real Lyric: You don't know what to do There's a game now, we'll be there for you
The Misheard: You don't know what to doThere's a gay gnome who'll be there for you
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Real Lyric: My thoughts are with you
The Misheard: I oughta whip you
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Real Lyric: 'Cause God makes no mistakes
The Misheard: Cuz God makes love on the stage
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Real Lyric: In space the stars are no nearer
The Misheard: His face, the stars on the mirror
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Real Lyric: I don't know which side to buy
The Misheard: But i guess I suppose I'll have to buy
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Real Lyric: Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear
The Misheard: Ooooooo, Jamie's Sister
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Real Lyric: And suzie wore her dresses tight.
The Misheard: And suzie was a transvestite.
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, It's a god damn arms race.
The Misheard: This ain't a seat, it's a god damn arse place.
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Real Lyric: And all the night's magic seems to whisper and hush And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush
The Misheard: And all the night's magic seems to whisper and hushAnd all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your bush
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