The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was caught, in the middle of a railroad track!
The Misheard: I was cold,in the middle of a railroad lake!
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Real Lyric: You're a good soldier...
The Misheard: You're a good shoulder...
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Real Lyric: Though some things in Fall are just too good to pass Jumping in leaves and Halloween is a gas
The Misheard: Though some things in Fall are just too good to passJumping in leaves and having weiners in your ass
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Real Lyric: Just another manic monday
The Misheard: Just another man named Monday.
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Real Lyric: And I miss you like the deserts miss the rain.
The Misheard: And I miss you like the pheasants miss the rain.
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Real Lyric: Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king... This rap game's nipple is mine for the milking,
The Misheard: Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king... This rap game's nipple, looked the mirror king
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Real Lyric: I'm on the right track baby I was born this way
The Misheard: I'm on the right track baby I was born to sway
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Real Lyric: You better think extreme value Easy as 1-2-3!
The Misheard: You better think extreme value CVS 1-2-3!
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Real Lyric: Red skies at night... Red skies at night...
The Misheard: French guys with knives.. French guys with knives..
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Real Lyric: This town needs an enema!
The Misheard: This clown needs an enema!
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