The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I miss your tan skin
The Misheard: I miss your texting
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Real Lyric: Rate yourself and rake yourself
The Misheard: Rate yourself and rape yourself
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Real Lyric: He could fall and she could weep
The Misheard: He could fall and chicken wing
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Real Lyric: Well, she's all you'd ever want, she's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner
The Misheard: Well, she's all you'd ever want,she's the kind you'd like to pumpand take to dinner
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Real Lyric: sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing;
The Misheard: sweet land of liberty, the pee I see
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Real Lyric: Running away from pain, when you've been victimized.
The Misheard: Running away from pain when you're evicting mice.
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Real Lyric: But instead, when she walks to the sea She looks straight ahead, not at he
The Misheard: But instead when she walks to the seaShe looks straight at her, not at he
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Real Lyric: I sleep but I don't rest.
The Misheard: I sleep with Adam West.
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Real Lyric: All your mens up in the jail before, suck my ***k and all them other cats you run with
The Misheard: All your mens up in the jungle hall, suck my ***k and all the mother cats you run with
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Real Lyric: Sing it out loud gonna get back honey
The Misheard: Sing it out loud gonna get that money
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