The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She goes out with other guys.
The Misheard: She goes down on other guys
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Real Lyric: "...drive-in movies..."
The Misheard: "...drying moo lips..."
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Real Lyric: I swear I heard the man say something else
The Misheard: I swear I heard the man say, "Pumping as*!"
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Real Lyric: My name is Wepeel
The Misheard: My name is Wheatfield
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Real Lyric: Slime creatures from outer space
The Misheard: Science teachers from outer space
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Real Lyric: And I brought shears to cut your phone line
The Misheard: And I brought shears to cut your bovine
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Real Lyric: I don't even care if your dad's the heat
The Misheard: I don't even care if your dad's a he
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Real Lyric: Forces of evil in a Bozo nightmare
The Misheard: Forces of evil in a Pozo nightmare
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Real Lyric: Better give me all your gauze, nurse
The Misheard: Better give me all your gosmers
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Real Lyric: Be a simple kind of man
The Misheard: Be a simple condom man
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