The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No one wants to be defeated
The Misheard: No one wants to eat a penis
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Real Lyric: Watch your head!
The Misheard: Wash your hands
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Real Lyric: No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man No one knows what it's like, to be the sad man
The Misheard: No one knows what it's like, to be the batmanNo one knows what it's like, to be the sandman
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Real Lyric: If I was a headlight on a westbound train, I'd shine my light on cool Colorado rain...
The Misheard: If I was a headlight on a westbound train,I'd shine my light on cool, calmin' right or rain...
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Real Lyric: Good golly Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
The Misheard: Good golly Miss Molly, (she) sho' likes the bone.
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Real Lyric: And if I have to crawl up on the floor come brashing through your door...
The Misheard: And if I have to throw up on the floor, come crashing through your door..
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Real Lyric: Tonight I'm leaving going MIA Getting lost in you again is better than being numb
The Misheard: Tonight I'm leaving going MIAGetting lost in you again is better than being a nun
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So.. don't offend the door
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Real Lyric: Slowly learning that life is OK
The Misheard: Slowly burning the fife is OK
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Real Lyric: "...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land..."
The Misheard: "...another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status in Boullé..."
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