The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You live for the fight when it's all that you've got.
The Misheard: You live for the fiber, that's all that you've got.
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Real Lyric: rockin' some deck, tell me whats next alien sex
The Misheard: rockin some d*ck, tell me whats next alien sex
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Real Lyric: When I was a little girl, I had a rag doll.
The Misheard: When I was a little girl, I had a dragon.
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Real Lyric: Well she's all you'd ever want, She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
The Misheard: Well she's all you'd ever want, She's the kind you'd like to pump and take to dinner.
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Real Lyric: I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shady's are just imitating.
The Misheard: I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shady's are Justin Martaty.
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Real Lyric: Drawn together, Painter's brush stroke.
The Misheard: your house was very small with bird s**t on the wall
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Real Lyric: You're gonna take away my energy with all your jive talkin'
The Misheard: You're gonna take away Miami Beachwith all your jive talkin'
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Real Lyric: Everybody cut footloose
The Misheard: Everybody got Froot Loops
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Real Lyric: The one and only Billy Shears
The Misheard: The one and only Britney Spears
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Real Lyric: Get a real job
The Misheard: Get a rimjob
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