The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've heard it all before, So don't knock down my door.
The Misheard: I've heard it all before,Sell doorknobs at my doorAND ALSOSell doughnuts at my door
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Real Lyric: You ain't nothing but a Hound Dog Cryin' all the time
The Misheard: You ain't nothing but a hand towelDryin' all the time
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Real Lyric: You know the drugstore man
The Misheard: You know the drug stoned man
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Real Lyric: I've been living off coffee and nicotine
The Misheard: I've been living off coffee and nutrients
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Real Lyric: Oh, this year I`m off to sunny Spain, eviva Espana
The Misheard: Oh, this year I'm off to Sarnies Bay
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Real Lyric: Now the old boy may be barely breathin'
The Misheard: Now the oboe may be banned in Cleveland
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Real Lyric: Mmmm whatcha say, mmm that you only meant well?
The Misheard: Mmmm whatcha say,mmm that you wanna get laid?
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Real Lyric: "I say goodbye to weakness, so long to the regrets and now I see my world through Diamond Eyes!!"
The Misheard: "I say goodbye to my weenis, so long to the regrets and now I see my world through Diamond Eyes!!"
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Real Lyric: I guess you've got your hooks in me...
The Misheard: I guess you got your p***y seed...
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Real Lyric: You'd see 'em wearin' their baggies, Huarachi sandals too,
The Misheard: You'd see 'em wearin' their baggies,Wear Archie's sandals too,
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