The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Angry eyes ...
The Misheard: Paint me a house ...
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Real Lyric: The first date, man, I didn't kiss her and I should have
The Misheard: In the first grade, man, I didn't kiss her and I should have
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Real Lyric: My heart stops When you look at me Just one touch Now baby I believe
The Misheard: My heart rocksWhen you're here on meJust one touchNow baby Abilene
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Real Lyric: All I see are stilettos I guess I never got the memo
The Misheard: All I see is the limosI guess I never got the memo
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Real Lyric: He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said
The Misheard: He yelled to the crowd, and pulled out a ring and said
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Honest Cecile
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Real Lyric: Well you can knock me down, step on my face
The Misheard: well you can knock me down, sit on my face
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Real Lyric: Who are you, who who, who who?
The Misheard: Who are you, who pooped, who pooped?
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Real Lyric: Ain't that peculiar, A peculiar-ality
The Misheard: Ain't that peculiar,A peculiar allergy
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Real Lyric: She gets! She gets!
The Misheard: Seek it!Seek it!
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