The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh girl you stand by me
The Misheard: Ogre, you stand by me
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Colada's
The Misheard: If you like Peas with your Guava
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Real Lyric: One day I'm gonna lift the cover and look inside your heart.
The Misheard: One day I'm gonna let the cardarman look inside your house.
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Real Lyric: And it won't be long
The Misheard: i don't wanna belong
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Real Lyric: Color my hair Do what I dare Oh, oh, oh--
The Misheard: Comb up my hairDo (as in hairdo) of the deadOh, oh, oh--
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Real Lyric: Mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-sah
The Misheard: I will say with the sound of matzah
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Real Lyric: She is a soldier She is a wife She is a surgeon, she'll save a life
The Misheard: She is a soldierShe is a wifeShe is a surgeon, she'll say goodbye
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Real Lyric: Throw my hand on a blade for ya
The Misheard: Throw My Head on A Plane For YaOr Throw My Head on A Plate For Ya
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Real Lyric: And to me it's exciting.
The Misheard: There's not need to decide it.
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Real Lyric: Under the bridge down town
The Misheard: Under the mistletoe
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