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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

    The Misheard: you'd be in paradise, you put up a fckking lie

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    Artist: The Strokes

    Song: Machu Picchu

    Real Lyric: wearing a jacket, play the meat

    The Misheard: wearing a jacket made of meat

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    Artist: Amon Amarth

    Song: War of the Gods

    Real Lyric: Would not bring them any gain Just leave a black and bitter stain

    The Misheard: We're not from the NBArnJust lead our f**kin kids astray

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    Artist: The Hollies

    Song: Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress

    Real Lyric: Saturday night I went downtown, working for the FBI.

    The Misheard: Saturday night I went downtown, looking for my empty eye.

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Kokomo

    Real Lyric: that Monserat mystique

    The Misheard: that man's a rotten sneak

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    Artist: Foster The People

    Song: Pumped Up Kicks

    Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

    The Misheard: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my puppet.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Here Comes the Sun

    Real Lyric: It feels like years since it's been here

    The Misheard: It feels like you've sinned since being here

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    Artist: Alkaline Trio

    Song: Time to Waste

    Real Lyric: You had time to waste, but I'm not sorry. Such a basket case, hide the cutlery. I had time to kill, It's dead and buried. You've got guts to spill, but no one's trust-worthy.

    The Misheard: You have time to waste, but i'm not freddysuch a basket case, hide the canaryi had time to kill, instead i married,you had guts to spill, but one ones a jury

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    Artist: Cheap Trick

    Song: ELO Kiddies

    Real Lyric: ELO kiddies, ELO kiddies

    The Misheard: Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty

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    Artist: Adele

    Song: Chasing Pavements

    Real Lyric: Back to the lab again yo This whole rap s**t

    The Misheard: Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing penguins? Even if they leave no hair...

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