The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got five on it, grab your 40, let's get keyed
The Misheard: I got five on it,I got 4 blasted keys!
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Real Lyric: Mind and senses purified
The Misheard: My insence is purified
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Real Lyric: This could be worse than PMS
The Misheard: This could be worse than peein' a mess
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Real Lyric: Night swimming deserves a quiet night.
The Misheard: Nice women deserve a quiet life.
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Real Lyric: She's a must to avoid
The Misheard: She's a muscular boy
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Real Lyric: I got chills, and they're multiplying
The Misheard: I got jizz, like a molten lion
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Real Lyric: I got chills, and they're multiplying
The Misheard: I got jizz, like a molten lion
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Real Lyric: I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken For handing you a heart worth breakin'
The Misheard: I was waiting on a different story This time I, was spankened For entering you with a hard worst breakin'
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Real Lyric: SHE'S GOT TO LOVE NOBODY.
The Misheard: SHE'S GOT A LOVIN' BODY. SHE'S GOT A WONDROUS BODY.
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Real Lyric: WE ARE STARDUST, WE ARE GOLDEN, WE ARE BILLION YEAR OLD CARBON, AND WE GOT TO GET OURSELVES BACK TO THE GARDEN.
The Misheard: WE ARE STARDUST, WE ARE GOLDEN, WE ARE BIG, YOU KNOW WE FARTED, AND WE GOT TO GET OURSELVES BACK TO THE GARDEN.
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