The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
The Misheard: I'm gonna dress my ass with the ladies fashion
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Real Lyric: if youre under 18 you wont be doin any time
The Misheard: if youre under 18 we can do it anytime
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Real Lyric: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.
The Misheard: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Jesus is inside me.
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Real Lyric: You're the fastest runner, but you're not allowed to win.
The Misheard: You're the bastard's mother, but you're not allowed to win.
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Real Lyric: All I wanna do is (gunfire sound effects) and take ya money
The Misheard: All I wanna do is (gunfire sound effects)and say "Yama ney!"
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Real Lyric: Bandwagon's full. Please, catch another I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
The Misheard: Fenway is born, believe, Catch a motherIm a little man, and im also evil, also into cats, also into cats!
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Real Lyric: When Smokey Sings, I hear violins
The Misheard: When Smokey Sings, I feel Violence.
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Real Lyric: She's Got a Ticket to Ride.
The Misheard: She's got a chicken Giraffe
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Real Lyric: Stroke Me, Stroke Me
The Misheard: Don't m********e
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Real Lyric: I hunger, hunger, for your love
The Misheard: My home girl! Home girl!
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