The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: " we do the desperation samba,, con nos Amigos...."
The Misheard: "We do the destination samba..come on here we go".
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Real Lyric: Pardon Me While I Burst
The Misheard: Pardon Me Koala Bird
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Real Lyric: Seize the day or die regretting
The Misheard: Seize the day of Dairy Queen
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Real Lyric: Supermarket, what packet of crackers to pick?
The Misheard: Supermarket, get of crackers toothpick.
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Real Lyric: But you don't know, the way that you look when your steps make that much noise.
The Misheard: But you don't know, the way that you look when your sex makes that much noise.
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Real Lyric: Mmmm whatcha say, Ooh that you only meant well?
The Misheard: Mmmm whatcha sayOoh that you wanna get laid?
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Real Lyric: You got the peaches, I got the cream
The Misheard: You got the pieces, I got the creed
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Real Lyric: Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina In the morning!
The Misheard: Nothing could be finer than to be in Carol's vaginaIn the morning!
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Real Lyric: just touch my cheek before you leave me
The Misheard: just brush my teeth before you leave me
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Real Lyric: Cause I ain't got no legs! Or no brain, nice to meet you Hi, my name is... I forgot my name!
The Misheard: Cause I ain't got no legs!Or no brain, nice to me youhide my name is...I forgot my name!
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