The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We're up all night to get lucky
The Misheard: We're on the mexican cookie
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Real Lyric: Killed himself a bear when he was only 3
The Misheard: Killed himself in a fire when he was only 3
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Real Lyric: And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the night
The Misheard: And the last known survivor sticks his bread in the knife
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Real Lyric: The world is a vampire, sent to drain
The Misheard: The world is a vampire, sent to Jane
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Real Lyric: Go head, and go ham sammich
The Misheard: Go head, and go ham sandwich
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Real Lyric: I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
The Misheard: I'm friends with the monster the son of my bed
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Real Lyric: Territory folks should stick together, Territory folks should all be pals. Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters, Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals.
The Misheard: Territory folks should stick together, Territory folks should all be pals. Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters, Farmers dance with the ranchers' cows.
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Real Lyric: Hundred dollar car note, two hundred rent. I get a check on Friday, but it's already spent.
The Misheard: Honey got a condo, two hundred rent. I get a check on Friday, but it's already spent.
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Real Lyric: Get your hot rods ready to rumble!
The Misheard: Get your aardvarks ready to rumble!
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Real Lyric: Who's got the pain when they do the mambo who's got the pain when they go URK!
The Misheard: Who's the penguin they do the mambo who's got the penguin they go URK!
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