The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Grab my crotch, wear my hat low like you.
The Misheard: Wrap my crotch 'round my a little like you
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Real Lyric: who get killed before they reach bombay
The Misheard: Who get shilled before they reach foreign base
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Real Lyric: U Can't Touch This
The Misheard: King Tustin
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Real Lyric: Carribean Queen
The Misheard: Caribou Swing
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Real Lyric: Switchin`To Glide
The Misheard: Switchin to guys
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Real Lyric: You *chalypso* when you chicken at the hop
The Misheard: Get your lips wet with a chicken at the hop
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Real Lyric: I keep the love And I keep the hate I keep the dignity and faith I keep all the reasons why So many millions Have had to die I keep the dreams And I keep the fears I keep it all I keep the tears
The Misheard: I keep the loveAnd I keep the hateI keep the Tennessee at bayI keep all the reasons whySo many millionsHave had to dieI keep the dreamsAnd I keep the fearsI keep it allI keep the tears
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Real Lyric: Oh and like a willow, I am standing My roots are in the ground...
The Misheard: Hung like a willow...
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Real Lyric: Girls like cars and money
The Misheard: Girls like cars and bunnies
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Real Lyric: of mass starvation and blind airstrikes
The Misheard: walk like ya s**t yersel!
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