The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My angel is a centerfold
The Misheard: My angel is a center hole
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Real Lyric: I'll put the t-t-tickets in your behind.
The Misheard: I'll put my big black penis in your behind.
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Real Lyric: Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
The Misheard: Oh how she rocks in kids with tube socks
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Real Lyric: The moment you fell inside my dreams I realized all I had not seen
The Misheard: The moment you fell inside my dreams, I realized, doll, I have no sins
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Real Lyric: A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me, Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthrophy
The Misheard: A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me,Darling it is no joke, this is like anchovies.
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Real Lyric: "We are spirits in the material world"
The Misheard: "We ask to dance in the material world"
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Real Lyric: "Baby!"
The Misheard: "Here's to my sweet Satan!"
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Real Lyric: "An imitation from New York You're made in Japan from cheese and chalk."
The Misheard: "An emigration from New YorkYou made a dog piss from eating cork."
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Real Lyric: Oh yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone
The Misheard: Oh yeah life goes on, long after fifth grade livin' is gone
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Real Lyric: Holding back the years Thinking of the fear I've had so long
The Misheard: Holding back the yidsThinking of the fear I've had so long
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