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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Them Crooked Vultures

    Song: Reptiles

    Real Lyric: ..What a fool I should have known I never listen

    The Misheard: ..What a fool I should have known the math lesson

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    Artist: David Kincaid

    Song: The Irish Volunteer

    Real Lyric: Fare thee well sweet Mary Mavourneen, It grieves me to leave thee dear bride of my soul, Fare thee well sweet Mary Mavourneen, It grieves me to leave thee dear bride of my soul.

    The Misheard: Fare thee well sweet Mary MaGornan,It grieves me to leave thee dear bride of my soul,Fare thee well sweet Mary MaGornan,It grieves me to leave thee dear bride of my soul.

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Chiquitita

    Real Lyric: Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong.

    The Misheard: Chick of teeta, tell me what's wrong.

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: E-Bow The Letter

    Real Lyric: I'll take you over there I'll take you over there Aluminum, tastes like fear Adrenaline, it pulls us near I'll take you over It tastes like fear there, I'll take you over

    The Misheard: I'll take you over I'll take you over A Luminol, tastes like fear Adrenaline, puts a sneer I'll take you over It tastes like fear there, I'll take you over

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    Artist: S Club 7

    Song: Never Had A Dream Come True

    Real Lyric: I never the words to say

    The Misheard: I never found a word translate

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa

    The Misheard: I miss the gays down in Africa

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    Artist: Bruno Mars

    Song: Grenade

    Real Lyric: Throw my hand on a blade for ya

    The Misheard: Throw my head on a plate for ya

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Give Me Fuel Give Mr Fire Give Me That Which I Desire

    The Misheard: Give Me Fuel Give Me Fire Give Me Double Genecide

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    Artist: Rocky Horror Picture Soundtrack

    Song: Hot Patootie

    Real Lyric: Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

    The Misheard: Opportunity, here we go! I can make this rocker roll.

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never have The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

    The Misheard: It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I left the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never have The wild dogs cry out in the night

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