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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Ke$ha

    Song: Tik Tok

    Real Lyric: Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up

    The Misheard: Don't stop naked rockDJ girl must be berserk

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    Artist: Kansas

    Song: What's On My Mind

    Real Lyric: And I know you got me goin', pardon me my feelings are showing, I'm only sayin', what's on my mind

    The Misheard: And I know you got me goin', PARDON ME MY PENIS IS SHOWIN'I'm only sayin', what's on my mind

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    Artist: Donna Summer

    Song: Last Dance

    Real Lyric: So let's dance, the last dance let's dance, the last dance let's dance, this last dance tonight

    The Misheard: So less dance, lunch day!less dance, lunch day!less dance, lunch day tonight!

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    Artist: Donna Summer

    Song: Last Dance

    Real Lyric: So let's dance, the last dance let's dance, the last dance let's dance, this last dance tonight

    The Misheard: So less dance, lunch day!less dance, lunch day!less dance, lunch day tonight!

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    Artist: Edwin McCain

    Song: I'll Be (Your Crying Shoulder)

    Real Lyric: I ll be your crying shoulder I ll be love suicide I ll be better when I m older I ll be the greatest fan of your life

    The Misheard: I ll be your flying soldierI ll be lost in your eyesI ll be better when I m olderI ll be the greatest time of your life

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Bat Out Of Hell

    Real Lyric: Like a silver black phantom bike.

    The Misheard: Like a Cilla Black fan on bike.

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    Artist: Jordin Sparks

    Song: Battlefield

    Real Lyric: Get your armor

    The Misheard: futurama

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    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Love Is A Stranger

    Real Lyric: And I want you so it's an obsession

    The Misheard: And I want you suffering circumcision

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    Artist: Bobby Brown

    Song: Every Little Step I Take

    Real Lyric: No matter what your friends try to tell ya

    The Misheard: No matter what your French fries tell ya

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    Artist: Cee Lo Green

    Song: Forget You

    Real Lyric: I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari

    The Misheard: I guess he's an expert and I'm more an attorney

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