The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
The Misheard: Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with flowers in my hair
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Real Lyric: I look just like Buddy Holly
The Misheard: By the juds of Buddy Holly
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Real Lyric: In the memory you'll find me, eyes burning up
The Misheard: In the memory you'll find me, ass burning up
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Real Lyric: Don't wanna be your monkey wrench
The Misheard: Don't wanna be your monthly rent
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Real Lyric: Chorus After A while The Current is Calling Me, lulling Me Waving Goodbye. I’m Out Here Alone, Oh God Can You Save Me Now? Sinking My Heart Turns To Stone.
The Misheard: ChorusAfter A while The Carrot is Calling Me,lulling Me Waving Goodbye.I’m Out Here Alone, Oh God Can You Save Me Now?Sinking My Heart Turns To Stone.
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Real Lyric: If I don't pick up, pick up... The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her. Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her. Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.
The Misheard: If I don't pick up, pick up... The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coinCome and chile wake a ha. Come and chile wake a haCome and chile wake a ha. Come and chile wake a haCome and chile wake a ha. Come and chile wake a ha
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Real Lyric: After all the sin we had; I was hoping that we'd turn bad
The Misheard: After all the sin we had; To be a woman and to be turned bad
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Real Lyric: Well I got me a fine wife, I got me ol' fiddle When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle And life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle Thank God I'm a country boy
The Misheard: Well I got me a fire mouth, I got me ol' fiddleWhen the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddleAnd life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddleThank God I'm a country boy
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Real Lyric: You're gonna wish you never had met me.
The Misheard: You're gonna wish you never had dirty feet!
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Real Lyric: Mmmpob Doobee Dop By Do Wap Mmmpob Doobee Dop By Doo Wap Doowee Ah Bop Mmmpob Doobee Dop Ba Doo
The Misheard: Mmmpob Doobedall shoove it all ala Do Wap Mmmpob Doobedall shoove it all ala Doo Wap Mmmpob Doobee Dop Ba Doo
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