The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dropping names and telephone numbers and all
The Misheard: Jellybeans and telephone numbers and all
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Real Lyric: In the temple of love
The Misheard: In the temple of Rah
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
The Misheard: Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time
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Real Lyric: Sing with me
The Misheard: Sing women
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Real Lyric: Lick It Up
The Misheard: Live It Up
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Real Lyric: I'm a runaway train on a broken track, I'm a ticker on a bomb and I can't turn back.
The Misheard: I'm a runaway train on a broken track, I'm a Chicken On A Farm and I can't turn back.
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Real Lyric: And they come unstuck
The Misheard: And the cow monster
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Real Lyric: I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix
The Misheard: I'm on the drug that shrivels your penis
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Real Lyric: 'Caus when their eloquence escapes you, Their logic ties you up and rapes you.
The Misheard: 'Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties you up and rapes you.
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Real Lyric: Strike a match, play it loud Giving love to the world
The Misheard: I'm a marshmallow Giving love to the world
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