The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bashee playing magician sitting lotus on the floor Belly dancing beauty with a power driven saw Had my share of nightmares, didn't think there could be much more then in walked Rodrick Usher with the Lady Eleanor
The Misheard: Bashee playing magician sitting lotus on the floorBelly dancing beauty with a power driven sawHad my share of nightmares, didn't think there could be much morethen in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor
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Real Lyric: Bobby Joe, Viva Bobby Joe Bobby Joe, Viva Bobby Joe Viva Viva Bobby Joe Viva
The Misheard: Phena barbitone, Phena barbitonePhena barbitone, Phena barbitonePhena Phena Phena barbitonePhena
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Real Lyric: O'er the fields we go laughing all the way.
The Misheard: Or the feels we go lashing all the way.
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Real Lyric: I don't want to think anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
The Misheard: I don't want to think anymore, I hit my head kinda hard on the dance floor.
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Real Lyric: cuz if you liked it you should have put a ring on it
The Misheard: if you liked it you should have bought a rain bonnet
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Real Lyric: Trashed and scattered again, I'm feelin' so low
The Misheard: Trash cans at it again, I'm going solo
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Real Lyric: Let me abos go loose, Bruce.
The Misheard: Let me ebos go loose, Bruce.
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Real Lyric: Ten Speed, of God's blood and burial
The Misheard: Ten Speed, in God's blood, we bury a whore
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Real Lyric: ...she offers me protection a lot of love and affection whether I’m right or wrong
The Misheard: ... she offers me protectionand not another infectionwhether it's right or wrong
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light
The Misheard: Blondie found the light
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