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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Jingle Bells

    Real Lyric: O'er the fields we go laughing all the way.

    The Misheard: Or the feels we go lashing all the way.

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Telephone

    Real Lyric: I don't want to think anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.

    The Misheard: I don't want to think anymore, I hit my head kinda hard on the dance floor.

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    Artist: Beyonce

    Song: Single Ladies

    Real Lyric: cuz if you liked it you should have put a ring on it

    The Misheard: if you liked it you should have bought a rain bonnet

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    Artist: Avenged Sevenfold

    Song: Trashed and Scattered

    Real Lyric: Trashed and scattered again, I'm feelin' so low

    The Misheard: Trash cans at it again, I'm going solo

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    Artist: Rolf Harris

    Song: Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport

    Real Lyric: Let me abos go loose, Bruce.

    The Misheard: Let me ebos go loose, Bruce.

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    Artist: Coheed and Cambria

    Song: Ten Speed (of God's Blood and Burial)

    Real Lyric: Ten Speed, of God's blood and burial

    The Misheard: Ten Speed, in God's blood, we bury a whore

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    Artist: Robbie Williams

    Song: Angels

    Real Lyric: ...she offers me protection a lot of love and affection whether I’m right or wrong

    The Misheard: ... she offers me protectionand not another infectionwhether it's right or wrong

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    Artist: Springsteen, Bruce

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Blinded by the light

    The Misheard: Blondie found the light

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time and do the things we never had

    The Misheard: Gonna take a lot to take me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men on board could ever doI miss the rains down in africaGonna take some time and do the things we never have

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    Artist: Stereophonics

    Song: Have A Nice Day

    Real Lyric: Have a nice day

    The Misheard: Have it nasty

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