The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: it's too late to apologize
The Misheard: it's too late to order fries
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Real Lyric: stepped on a pop top, cut my heal, had to cruise on back home
The Misheard: stepped on a pop tart, burned my heal, had to cruise on back home
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Real Lyric: Oh, don't it feel it! Don't it feel good! And don't it feel good!
The Misheard: Oh Johnny feeling! Johnny, feel good! And Johnny feel good!
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Real Lyric: Doodily Ding Dong Tick Tock
The Misheard: Toki Needs A BlowJob
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Real Lyric: Forever Young
The Misheard: For Adrian
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Real Lyric: I'll say, I'll say, I'll say it again now
The Misheard: I'm pee! I'm peed! I'm peed to it, now
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street Willy and the Poorboys are playin' bring a nickel, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, out in the streetplaying the pot poured out of the panplaying the nickels "Happy Feet".
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Real Lyric: What you doin' LAYIN' ON YOUR BACK, aah?
The Misheard: What you doing in your lemon dip ? aah?
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Real Lyric: Bashee playing magician sitting lotus on the floor Belly dancing beauty with a power driven saw Had my share of nightmares, didn't think there could be much more then in walked Rodrick Usher with the Lady Eleanor
The Misheard: Bashee playing magician sitting lotus on the floorBelly dancing beauty with a power driven sawHad my share of nightmares, didn't think there could be much morethen in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor
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Real Lyric: Bobby Joe, Viva Bobby Joe Bobby Joe, Viva Bobby Joe Viva Viva Bobby Joe Viva
The Misheard: Phena barbitone, Phena barbitonePhena barbitone, Phena barbitonePhena Phena Phena barbitonePhena
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