The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I touch them and they burst apart with sweet memories
The Misheard: I touched the man, then burst apart with sweet memories
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Real Lyric: My woman from Tokyo
The Misheard: My woman's a T.K.O.
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Real Lyric: One divine hammer
The Misheard: Wonder why I'm hammered
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly
The Misheard: And little Hurly-Burly gave my anus Curly-Wurly
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Real Lyric: Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name.
The Misheard: Our Father who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name.
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Real Lyric: I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.. ... To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.. yeah. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby
The Misheard: I compare you to a kiss from a rose on a grave.....To me you're like a word a dictionary cant deny...wont you tell me is it half a baby?
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Real Lyric: Our love is like water, pinned down and abused for being strange.
The Misheard: Our love is like water, peeing down in abuse for being strange.
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Real Lyric: Put down the knitting, The book and the broom. Time for a holiday.
The Misheard: Put down the knitting,The book and the booze.Time for a holiday.
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Real Lyric: The bartender and the thief are lovers
The Misheard: The bartender and the deep fried lovers
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Real Lyric: It's like I told you, Only the lonely can play... Only the lonely, Only the lonely can play...
The Misheard: It's like I told you,Only the lonely get laid...Only the lonely,Only the lonely get laid...
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