The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When we come through they run and duck, We still right here don't press your luck!
The Misheard: When we come through they hockey puck,We still fight here and chickens cluck!
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Real Lyric: Hey hey we're the Monkees, and we've got something to say
The Misheard: Hey hey we're the Monkees, and we've got Saddam Hussein
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Real Lyric: I want to be forgotten, and I don't want to be reminded.
The Misheard: I want a beautiful garden, and I don't want to be reminded.
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Real Lyric: If God has plans for me I hope it ain't written in stone
The Misheard: If God has plans for me I hope it ain't kidney stones
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Real Lyric: Money, money, money Must be funny In the rich man's world
The Misheard: Money, money, money Makes me funny In the rich man's world
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Real Lyric: Drop the bomb! Drop the bomb!
The Misheard: Chocolate Bob! Chocolate Bob!
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Real Lyric: And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it...
The Misheard: And she's lovin' him with that mariachi, you know it...
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Real Lyric: I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...
The Misheard: I wear my sunglasses at night, sore napkin, sore napkin...
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Real Lyric: Hold my breath as I wish for death
The Misheard: Oh, my breakfast eyes - wish for death
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Real Lyric: Give me a pen, Call me Mr. Benzedrine
The Misheard: Give me a pimp coat, please, Mr. Benzedrine
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