The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?
The Misheard: Had your ass wide open, bet you won't do the same
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Real Lyric: When we drink we do it right gettin' slizzard
The Misheard: When we drink, we do it. Why? Flippin' scissors.
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Real Lyric: Yeah, i'd always wanna be there
The Misheard: that battered old keyboard
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Real Lyric: ..."Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls"...
The Misheard: Go! Go Jason! Suck my balls
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
The Misheard: All the other kids got a foam-backed p***y.
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Real Lyric: Sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much
The Misheard: Sometimes when we touchThe audience sees too much
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Real Lyric: I'm going off the rails on the Crazy Train
The Misheard: I'm eating a lot of snails on the Gravy Train
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Real Lyric: I will go down with the ship.
The Misheard: I will go down with the s**t.
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Real Lyric: 18 and life, you got it
The Misheard: 18 and life retarded
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Real Lyric: Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
The Misheard: Marlins come out of the sky and they stand there
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